B&W beauty x
Completing each other’s sentences… even from a distance.
"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William
its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming
MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN
DAMN MYCROFT !!!!!!!!!!
please tell me i’m not the only one that went “butt-butt-butt-astronaut” at first
no you’re not because i went “shit-shit-shit-poodle”
oh thank christ i felt absolutely retarded.
Oh my lord… So G-R-E-A-T !!! :D
A SCARED TIGER UGH. MY HEART
MY HEART. OH GOD. IT’S GONNA ESSPLODE.
that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery
Margaret Atwood, Cat’s Eye
when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved
I DESPISE compliments when they are said / written / implied by someone who happens to be a certified two-faced hypocrite.
I tend to think that 99.99% of people in real life are certified two-faced hypocrites who only worry about their sorry arses, though.