Withdrawn but alive.
clientsfromhell:

via Jesie Castro

THIS. I know how we feel in this situation.

clientsfromhell:

via Jesie Castro

THIS. I know how we feel in this situation.

Hearts are wild creatures, that’s why our ribs are cages.
Unknown (via imperialimpala)

methimatics:

me at school

image

Sherlock + codes

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

barefootdramaturg:

jewlesthemagnificent:

oldtobegin:

velveteenrabbit:

englishpracticenow:

commonly misused words - learn the proper usage of these words to get your way up to any English proficiency exams - IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, etc.

2,000 notes.

JERKING OFF TO THIS

OH GOD LESS VERSUS FEWER THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY PERSONAL GRAMMATICAL VENDETTA.

By accident. On purpose. Never on accident.

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

^ THIS.