Withdrawn but alive.
deareje:

that night

NEVER FORGET.

deareje:

that night

NEVER FORGET.

cumbermums:

B&W beauty x

mycroftslittlebrother:

Completing each other’s sentences… even from a distance.

federyk:

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

DAMN MYCROFT !!!!!!!!!!

doctortakethewheel:

sherlockedwithloki:

mischiefmanagedin221b:

please tell me i’m not the only one that went “butt-butt-butt-astronaut” at first

no you’re not because i went “shit-shit-shit-poodle”

oh thank christ i felt absolutely retarded. 

Oh my lord… So G-R-E-A-T !!!  :D

doctortakethewheel:

death-by-lulz:

bootyhole-princess:

A SCARED TIGER UGH. MY HEART

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

MY HEART. OH GOD. IT’S GONNA ESSPLODE.

AKLADFJLJFADKAJDFLIJFKADJFILADJKDAFDFFFFFFFFFFFF

doctortakethewheel:

death-by-lulz:

bootyhole-princess:

A SCARED TIGER UGH. MY HEART

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

MY HEART. OH GOD. IT’S GONNA ESSPLODE.

AKLADFJLJFADKAJDFLIJFKADJFILADJKDAFDFFFFFFFFFFFF

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

aseaofquotes:

Margaret Atwood, Cat’s Eye

aseaofquotes:

Margaret Atwood, Cat’s Eye

gierlichmypussy:

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

I DESPISE compliments when they are said / written / implied by someone who happens to be a certified two-faced hypocrite.

I tend to think that 99.99% of people in real life are certified two-faced hypocrites who only worry about their sorry arses, though.