Withdrawn but alive.
Shortest Horror Story.
Benedict Cumberbatch: I found your blog
Me: Can I have your babies?
Benedict Cumberbatch: ....What?
Me: Can I have your autograph?
Benedict Cumberbatch: Oh, it sounded like something else..
Me: What did you think I said?
Benedict Cumberbatch: Can you have my babies.
Me: Well, if you're offering. Sure.
Benedict Cumberbatch: But I wasn't-
Me: Yolo. Now off with your clothes.
freerangeraspberrys:

benedictatorship:

thecakeisalive:

letmartyhandlethis:

go-away-anderson:

douchewookie:

sherwholockian:

That awkward moment when you realize it is no longer someone you have met…it is Benedict Cumberbatch…

Yeah…. I instantly thought of Benedict Cumberbatch. That man is going to kill me

Benedict Cumberbatch.
God dammit.

Bene-OH COME ON GUYS

b-yep

Anderson
LOL JK BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH GUISE

BENNNAY

FOREVER HORNGRY CUMBERBITCHES.

freerangeraspberrys:

benedictatorship:

thecakeisalive:

letmartyhandlethis:

go-away-anderson:

douchewookie:

sherwholockian:

That awkward moment when you realize it is no longer someone you have met…it is Benedict Cumberbatch…

Yeah…. I instantly thought of Benedict Cumberbatch. That man is going to kill me

Benedict Cumberbatch.

God dammit.

Bene-OH COME ON GUYS

b-yep

Anderson

LOL JK BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH GUISE

BENNNAY

FOREVER HORNGRY CUMBERBITCHES.

ikeepdancinonmyown:

When you grow up you will be a cumberbitch tooVia someecards

ikeepdancinonmyown:

When you grow up you will be a cumberbitch too

Via someecards

LMFAOOOOOO Someone has got to make the same with a picture of (shirtless) Dave Gahan.
XD

LMFAOOOOOO Someone has got to make the same with a picture of (shirtless) Dave Gahan.

XD

Reblog if you’re a Cumberbitch

sherlockspeare:

nocturnalaya:

justagingerfangirl:

hurryupmerlin:

cumberqueen:

Mother of god… THE NOTES!

Of course!!

missnuit:

nlmda:

I found my new favourite gif.

heeeeeyyyyyyyy I was waiting to use this gif!!! :( and this

and this

CUMBERBITCHES, UNITE !!!  >:D

sherlockspeare:

Don’t mind me. :p I just wanted to say John is one of us, hahaha.

ACCURATE !  XD

sherlockspeare:

Don’t mind me. :p I just wanted to say John is one of us, hahaha.

ACCURATE !  XD

ultrasweet:

Oh God! He knows! Oh My God HE KNOWS!!

Awww so proud of yourself… aren’t you, Benny hon ? Hmmm ?  ^^

ultrasweet:

Oh God! He knows! Oh My God HE KNOWS!!

Awww so proud of yourself… aren’t you, Benny hon ? Hmmm ?  ^^

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔Cumberbatched

:D