Withdrawn but alive.

#A DUR DUR DUR I’M SHURLAHK AND I’M DUUUUMB

ROFL, All the praise to brilliant Andrew Scott !!! :D

Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jackets.
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.

Oooh, Sherlock… XD

Where can I get this?

Oh, look. My future.

spatsula:

papermochi:

You know what I don’t understand?
That really skinny censor bar that only covers up like 1/100th of the penis in mangas

AHHAA

~~Alan stroking his smooth cock.~~

THIS, THIS and ALL OF THIS.

I WAS A HYPER BIGGEST FAN OF DINOSAURS WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL ! :D

hey i just met you

and this is jay z